Now that The Force Awakens has finally been released, it's fitting that Star Wars porn sales have skyrocketed in the wake of this renewed mania. The adult spoof was released in and is supposedly the biggest budget porn film in history, but although this particular title seems to be holding viewer's attentions, the history of porn and George Lucas' epic franchise is more storied. Long ago in a galaxy far, far away read: California in the s , the first legit Star Wars porn parody was created. Although 's Star Babe was sort of set in the same universe as Star Wars , 's Sex Wars is considered the start of this conflation of space and sex — and aliens. There is, however, a wookie phone sex line for the hirsute inclined. Unfortunately or fortunately , most Star Wars parodies are more about humans sexing, but don't worry, there is still some alien action. Here are four adult Star Wars parodies to check out:. Porn Wars follows the "Jodi" warriors , who are basically a group of hot babes who have mastered the forces of sex.
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A s one of the most pervasive pop cultural icons of the past one hundred years, Star Wars has o ered up ripe material for all kinds of mockery. One of those, inevitably, was the time-honoured porn parody. The rst wave of parody pornography arrived in the s when American obscenity laws had softened to the point where major cities were able to screen feature length erotica such as Deep Throat, Debbie Does Dallas and The Devil in Miss Jones. The landscape of pornography, which was once hidden away behind closed doors, was suddenly out in the open. While the majority of audiences were still wary to be associated with an industry tied to the counterculture and, often, the Ma a, those sitting on the fence appeared to nd pornography wrapped up in a light comedy narrative more socially acceptable.
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I swore off the Star Wars franchise back in , but last week, there was something that made me want to give it another shot. There was a new version being released that promised to add an entirely new level of visual spectacle to the story that I enjoyed when I was a kid, and while I can't say I was excited about it, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least curious. No way, you couldn't pay me enough to get me into a theater to see Episode I again. Not gonna lie, folks: I am notoriously easy to buy off, and having this thing show up in a FedEx box last week made my day. I'm seriously considering using the bottle as a sugar bowl, if only so that guests will have to make it all the way to my kitchen before they start wondering why I have sci-fi porn memorabilia on display. Unfortunately, the movie itself doesn't quite live up to the excitement of a jar of gumballs, and what it really comes down to is that this thing is problematic. Let's start with the most obvious snag. About six minutes into the movie, right after Darth Vader Lexington Steele and a bunch of scantily clad Stormtroopers bust in on Princess Leia Allie Haze 's spaceship, we get our first sex scene.
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